ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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