I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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