I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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