Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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