Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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