Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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