Nicole vs. Life
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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