i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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