you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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