You're my little dorito
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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