So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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