I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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