The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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