Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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