U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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