i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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