"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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