I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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