So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Even my vagina gasped.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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