and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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