i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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