I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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