It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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