Where are you?
In a non slutty way
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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