And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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