Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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