Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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