Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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