This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
All I want is dick and wine.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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