How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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