You made me cry and you don't even care
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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