Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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