sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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