It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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