I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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