I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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