Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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