Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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