butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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