I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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