Kiss
Puke
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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