This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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