You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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