i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
