I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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