I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm both gender and math confused
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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