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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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