But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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