I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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