Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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