Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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