the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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