I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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