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Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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