Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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